(Source: makemestfu)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

wintersskin:

this is miyazaki rain, which means that every frame was hand-drawn

(Source: clockworkmonstrocity)

jacksongalaxy:

i want to be rich so i can hire a hot shirtless guy to feed me chicken nuggets poolside

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

guceubcuesu:

a whole year

acowardlylion:

first date questions

(Source: neither)

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.