once upon a time xtina and i drove to vivian’s house for halloween BUT instead of taking ten minutes to get there i got us lost in the middle of effing nowhere and it took us almost two hours……………………………….then we carved pumpkins and went trick or treating and watched casper and i almost puked on the way home. as always:...
I’m gona puke in t minus two seconds ohmygod effeffeffffff
here’s the thing: some people may think that being in chorus and musicals and ish is stupid or whatever. but not me. i love music; everything about it. i love figuring out key signatures and rhythms and notes and harmonies etc. i complain about reading music and long rehearsals and i talk/sometimes fall asleep during chorus class, but i wouldn’t give it up for anything. music is what...
Through darkness and pain and strife, I’ll sing. I’ll be. I’ll...– Earth Song.
mnastynastynasty: i already look like a crack addict i should just be one already
whatever: here is an embarrassing drunk story i... →
radiobread2: here is an embarrassing drunk story i was a sophomore and someone gave me everclear for the first time which if you dont know if basically like pure alcohol so i was trashed and this guy offered to drive me home because i was going to throw up and i was trying to make out with like a lamp or…
I want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.
i’m in a weird mood i had such a good weekend but now i’m home and sick and grounded hmmph
i love my friends. i like that they’re always there for me, and jump at the chance to cheer me up. and i love when i get to give them advice. idunno, when people come to me asking for help or whatever, it makes me happy to know that they know how much i care about them. i like that my friends put up with my bitchiness and my ‘depressed’ moods, and they understand i don’t...
lindsayshaexo: I hope you’re happy in the end. I hope you’re happy, my friend.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine,...– Charles Baudelaire (via goldenwandering)
eeks i hope noone looks up to me i’m a terrible role model
The hardest part about growing up is letting go of...