Me:God I'm sorry I'm so inconsistent, and I get lazy and don't want to spend time with you. And I put other people in front of you, and I don't pray every day like I should, and I don't spend as much time in my Bible, and I don't meditate on Your word enough. And I don't fellowship with people as much, or listen to my parents as much, and I talk back, and I gossip sometimes, and I just fail You so much. God I'm so sorry!
God:Hey, calm down. I knew what I was getting into when I made you, and it was completely worth it.
Woody Harrelson:I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson:When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz:I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'