johancruyff: it’s really fucking inconsiderate of you to be attractive if you’re not planning on fathering my children
[[MORE]] i don’t think i’ve ever been so mad at myself in my entire life.
what do you mean April is in a few days Christmas was like a week ago
letusbeok: I will be okay. I will be okay. I will be okay. My grades do not define me. My stress does not define me. My depression and anxiety will not define me. In Christ alone, my hope is found.
[[MORE]] god i make so many read more posts i’m so gay nowadays …………………………but i just wish things were different between us hmph
hey i just met you and this is crazy but i’m already naming our children and i’m already coordinating the colours of our wedding and i picked out a house for us in the city so call me maybe
sweetnickiandhellaminaj: i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
[[MORE]] I’M GOING TO DISNEY FOR 10 DAYS WITH MY BEST FRIEND 139 days from now omfg so happy
He told me it was worth it.
Me: God I'm sorry I'm so inconsistent, and I get lazy and don't want to spend time with you. And I put other people in front of you, and I don't pray every day like I should, and I don't spend as much time in my Bible, and I don't meditate on Your word enough. And I don't fellowship with people as much, or listen to my parents as much, and I talk back, and I gossip sometimes, and I just fail You so much. God I'm so sorry!
God: Hey, calm down. I knew what I was getting into when I made you, and it was completely worth it.
[[MORE]] hahahahah no that’s fine
trolllinginthedeep: do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
dysenterygay: what if i got a boyfriend i wouldn’t know what to do what do they eat??? how often do they have to be walked???
stupidhead: I NEED A PENCIL I NEED A PENCIL DAWG I NEED A PENCIL TO WRITE ON THIS SCANTRON I’M BOUT TO FAIL THIS TEST BUT I’M STILL THE BEST IMMA WAKE UP 5 MINUTES BEFORE AND SAY ARI YOU DA BEST AND SHE GON GIMME ALL THE ANSWERS CUZ I ASKED FOR THAT SHIT AN I AINT PLAYIN WIT EM IF THIS DUMB HOE COME IN MY CAMERA ONE MORE TIME IMMA BREAK HER GODDAMN NECK AND THAT’S HOW I’M...