May 2012
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to everyone i’m texting right now omg
hornyandsad:
Why aren’t I skinny yet? I did a sit up
wwiao:
who has the time to drink 8 glasses of water a day
me: spends all day worrying about immense amount of work that needs to be done
me: does everything but work
me: there's always tomorrow
“I DIDINT DO mY FUKCIGN HOMEOWRK”
– me every night before i go to bed (via beyoncebeytwice)
anyone: anything
me: yolo
prospitheir:
have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
sportyspice94:
u guys theres only like 1 full month left of school we can all do this i believe in all of u keep tryin ur best kids kk god bless
katara:
how do people study
April 2012
WatchPERFECT.
“I don’t know if you’ve ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a...”
– Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via jaegerjaques)
queefjerkey:
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
Watch
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
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jess: so how far did you go with him?
me: in miles or kilometers?
jess: miles.
me: in that case...like a 400.
friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
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“Does AP European history have a penis? Because it’s fucking me so hard.”
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first project of the night done!!!! now on to a dbq, an outline, a Spanish paper, and math work weu weu weuuuuuu
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cemeterysexdrive:
i have school tomorrow
and what a coincidence that’s my scheduled date of jumping off my roof
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
msbennets:
whoresilee:
reoblggin agan beacuse...
garyfromteenmom:
the perks of being deflowered
