[[MORE]] to everyone i’m texting right now omg
hornyandsad: Why aren’t I skinny yet? I did a sit up
wwiao: who has the time to drink 8 glasses of water a day
me: spends all day worrying about immense amount of work that needs to be done
me: does everything but work
me: there's always tomorrow
I DIDINT DO mY FUKCIGN HOMEOWRK– me every night before i go to bed (via beyoncebeytwice)
prospitheir: have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
sportyspice94: u guys theres only like 1 full month left of school we can all do this i believe in all of u keep tryin ur best kids kk god bless
katara: how do people study
I don’t know if you’ve ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a...– Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via jaegerjaques)
queefjerkey: my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
jess: so how far did you go with him?
me: in miles or kilometers?
me: in that case...like a 400.
friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
Does AP European history have a penis? Because it’s fucking me so hard.
[[MORE]] first project of the night done!!!! now on to a dbq, an outline, a Spanish paper, and math work weu weu weuuuuuu
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cemeterysexdrive: i have school tomorrow and what a coincidence that’s my scheduled date of jumping off my roof
The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
msbennets: whoresilee: reoblggin agan beacuse...
garyfromteenmom: the perks of being deflowered