June 2012
Watchj-a-n-e-a-s-h-e-r:
god he’s so fucking hot god almighty please
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12 days.
May 2012
shittyteenblog:
i had an A in math one time
just kidding this never happened
huntersandangels:
I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
“But God knows, I don’t want anyone but you. I don’t even want to want anyone but...”
– Cassandra Clare - City of Glass (via thatquote)
radiobread2:
If you’re wondering what kind of person I am, one time I got with a guy because he looked like Ron Weasley from Harry Potter to fulfill childhood sexual fantasies and also to tell people “Dude one time I got with a guy who looked just like Ron Weasley!!” and that will tell you all you need to know about me
schwarzwelp:
look if you’re a cute couple that’s great and i’m happy for you
but if your facebook albums contain more than two close-up shots of you two making out
i really do not understand
“Your emotions are the slaves to your thoughts, and you are the slave to your...”
– Elizabeth Gilbert (via fleshscars)
daisyfairy:
googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet
robosexualginger:
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
radiobread2:
If you take longer than 5 minutes to text me back then expect the reply in 5 days because no one beats me at my own game
bagelchips:
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
