June 2012
“You can’t let your past disappointment cloud your judgment. It’s holding you...”
– Awkward S02E01 (via iamwalp)
ssweaterweather:
it feels to me like the more time you spend with someone you care about the less time you want to ever be apart from them right
nuncvivit:
Sometimes at night I get excited because it’s getting close to breakfast
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
“You know what’s sad about reading books? It’s that you fall in love with the...”
– Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games
(via thelasttributestanding)
ssweaterweather:
how to take a joke: a book clearly no one on tumblr has read
imjustonekid:
do you ever random type
like: galsimvaklrer
and think
no that doesn’t look right
and so you erase it and try again
laskdfjaasdf
ah yes that’s how im feeling now
midnightdroog:
when people who think that you are mad when you are not actually mad and any statement you make to the contrary just makes you look mad and then you actually get mad because there is no way to prove that you are not indeed mad
popcornmassacre:
ikilledamanwithatrident:
popcornmassacre:
ugh summer
look at my awful tan line
A fucking tangent graph xD
yep thats the joke
