To find the geographical location of The Friend Zone, go to Google Maps and have it calculate the distance between LOVE YOU and LOVE YA.
if you didn’t cry when gabriela told troy she had to go her own way don’t talk to me
why didn’t my parents start training me to be an olympic athlete when i was like 3 okay my laziness is entirely their fault this all could have gone differently
- plot twist: the person i want wants me back
- olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
- me: falls on face trying to put socks on